Old Man Simmons

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Old Man Simmons
Author(s) Mark Leich
Publisher(s) n/a
Release date(s) Oct-2006
Authoring system Inform 6
Platform(s) Z-code 5
Language(s) English
License(s) Freeware
Multimedia
Color effects none
Graphics none
Sound/Music none
Ratings
Cruelty scale Merciful

How It Begins

You might be anyone, carrying nothing, standing on a street near Old Man Simmons' mansion. There are some bushes on the side of the road. For reasons unstated, you want to put "a flamming [sic] bag of poo on Old Man Simmons' porch."

WARNING: Scatalogical content and vomiting.

Notable Features

  • Poor world modeling. For example, the lighter cannot be lit, and the chili cannot be eaten.

Versions

Release 1

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