|Authoring system||Inform 6|
|Cruelty scale||Cruelty to be determined|
How It Begins
The game begins with lines from a poem, beginning with "Your hair is what attracts me, long and straight and wavy in the right parts."
You are a man, looking your best, carrying a bunch of poems for her. You are in New Haven, Connecticut, which to you is the worst place on earth: dirty, industrial, and expensive. But you had no choice. You had to come here to rescue her, your first true love. Her dormitory lies to the north.
- 1981 (Adam Cadre as "A.D. McMlxxxi"; 2001; Z-code 5).