I Never Promised You A Nose Guard
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I NEVER PROMISED YOU A NOSE GUARD
A SpeedIF 7 entry by R. Noyes.
| I Never Promised You A Nose Guard | |
|---|---|
| Author(s) | Rob Noyes |
| Publisher(s) | n/a |
| Release date(s) | 1999 |
| Authoring system | Inform 6 |
| Platform(s) | Z-code 5 |
| Language(s) | English |
| License(s) | Freeware |
| Multimedia | |
| Color effects | none |
| Graphics | none |
| Sound/Music | none |
| Ratings | |
| Cruelty scale | Polite |
How It Begins
You might be anyone, in the cargo hold of the HMS Recalcitrant, having just fallen out of a pickle barrel. The last thing you can remember, after drinking nine beers, is promising to write to all your friends once you get to Bora-Bora. You are wearing a cheerleader outfit and carrying a set of pom-poms.
Versions
Release 1
- I Never Promised You A Nose Guard (Rob Noyes as R. Noyes; 1999; Z-code 5).
- Release 1 / Serial number 991212 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
- IFID: ZCODE-1-991212-4D04
IFID links: IFDB - Speed-IF 7 entry.
- Download nose.zip from the Speed IF 7 page.
Links
General info
Spoilers
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